The OFFICIAL 1st Day of Class Party

In case YOU DON'T KNOW...August 20th it's going down. The party EVERYONE has been waiting for the whole school year (AND THE SCHOOL YEAR hasn't begun yet so you know that's saying a lot) will be going at Club 106 hosted by http://www.kal3n.com/ (and his respective associates).



I'm just letting you all know because NOW is the time to get your outfits because you can't be last minute when it comes to the first day of class party and try to get fitted courtesy of Wet Seal....because you're going to look EXACTLY PRECISELY AND UNEQUIVOCABLY like 50 other gals up in the party. And....that means YOU'RE NOT ON! Ha! Not hating because I have YET to see you JUST BEING REAL!

And since we're on the subject of outfits to wear I think it's my duty to tell you WHAT NOT TO WEAR.

Without fail every year....WITHOUT FAIL! WITHOUT FRICKIN FAIL you're gonna have this super clique of freshmen girls wearing what:

At least THREE Aeropostale polo style shirts with some little plaid shorts.
We love yall freshmen but that ain't original that ain't WHATS UP! Ok it would be acceptable if it was just you but you and 3 of your friends wearing the same thing in different colors with them big plastic accessories on....no....UPGRADE YOUR STYLE. I don't wanna see it unless there's a picnic....and there ain't NOBODY PICNIC poppin off at 10pm on this side of TN.

Then we're gonna have this cool lil nigga and his cool nigga friends that's gonna come up in the spot wearing what:

SOME STUNNA SHADES AND FAKE "PLATINUM" CHAINS
No....unacceptable. THEN yall gone be crankin every single crank that dance you've ever seen on YOUTUBE.COM and more power to you for ya know....practicing and getting your own technique and all that jazz but um no.
To quote Love Jones "Don't nobody wear stunnashades no more"

In the club that is. AND we know you ain't got no MONEY because you're wearing a Ecko set so that automatical nulls and voids your jewelery as being real. AND if you're wearing Ecko I ain't checkin you UNLESS you wearing ECKO and silver chains.

THEN YOU GOT THE FUTURE PRETTY BOYS OF AMERICA...who come in wearing what:

A three piece suit, cumberbund around the waist, bout 59 ties on, 2 button downs, a velvet smoking jacket, pea coat, satin gloves, some "Cartier" glasses, Polo Shirt, and.......some "I kick sharks dead in they mouth" busted Cucci GUCCI loafers and a knock off LV bag off 3rd street.

In short...it's too hot for all that. IT'S JUST ENTIRELY TOO HOT. Imma need you to go isolate yourself at the back of the club so you don't fall out from heat exhaustion and think about what you've done.

THEN YOU GOT THE FUTURE ALCOHOLIC GOERS who love to wear:
Spandex ensembles courtesy of Body Shop

Don't get me wrong Body Shop has some cute stuff but...spandex mini dresses and catsuits and all that there. I don't know! I mean...I can't say "that's not hot" because apparently men like it so it's gotta be hot but this equation below

You + Alcohol + Spandex Mini Dress = TROUBLE

So if you're going to spandex it out drink a coke, some water, a Red Bull even. Because we don't wanna know you like that. Period. Plus I don't want anyone starting off on the wrong foot which is pretty easy to do when you get freedom.

Of course though....YOU CAN WEAR WHAT YOU WANT because you spent your money on it and that's good enough reason to wear it but well you know!