THAT'S IT I'M MOVING TO CANADA

I really love this blog http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/ and I posted something from it previously but this one right here....we can all agree it's true....because apparently a lot of white people are going to move to Canada since Obama is president.

I don't really know why...I think because he's a socialist and too liberal...or so they say....and that's just a step away from communism but....if memory serves me correctly.....Canada is slick socialist....and the rest of the European countries too....so that just shows that maybe him being a socialist isn't the problem...maybe it's because he's black. So...maybe they're just racists. Yeah that sounds about right.

HERE'S THE POST THOUGH!

#75: Threatening to Move to
Canada
Often times, white people get frustrated with the
state of their country. They do not like the President, or Congress, or the
health care system, or the illegal status of Marijuana. Whenever they are
presented with a situation that seems unreasonable to them, their first instinct
is to threaten to move to Canada.

For example, if you are watching TV with white
people and there is a piece on the news about that they do not agree with, they
are likely to declare “ok, that’s it, I’m moving to Canada.”

Though they will
never actually move to Canada, the act of declaring that they are willing to
undertake the journey is very symbolic in white culture. It shows that their
dedication to their lifestyle and beliefs are so strong, that they would
consider packing up their entire lives and moving to a country that is only
slightly different to the one they live in now.

Within white culture, it is agreed upon that if
Canada had better weather it would be a perfect place.

Being aware that this information can be used
quite easily to gain the trust of white people. Whenever they say, “I’m moving
to Canada,” you must immediately respond with “I have relatives in
Canada.”

They will then expect you to tell them about
how Canada has a perfect healthcare system, legalized everything, and no crime.
Though not true, it will reassure them that they are making the right choice by
saying they want to move there.

But be warned, they will reference you in
future conversations and possibly call on you to settle disputes about Canadian
tax rates. So use this advice only if you plan to do some basic
research.

Note: Canadian white people threaten to move to
Europe.

Note: Europeans are unable to threaten to move
anywhere.