Last Things First: Upcoming Parties

For some reason EVERYONE wants to have a party back to school week. I don't know how many times I have to say this, but mane "EVERYBODY CAN'T HAVE A PARTY. SOMEBODY GOTTA NOT HAVE A PARTY".

I say this not as a "hater", but as a person who just doesn't want to go to every party so I'm kind of scared that I'll go to the one party that NO ONE goes to

and it's all lame & I wound up paying to get in AND I really should have used that money to get gas or pay off my ridiculously high credit card bills...BUT NOOOO I wasted it on a wack party.

Who's going to claim having that party? No one of course. I'll be the judge of that!

Until then though the next couple of posts will be free press for those throwing them.