UT says: Don't Play With Me Money!!!!

I was doing my journalist thing and ran across this article from http://www.golvolsxtra.com/:

Name off athletic center after donor fails to make $2M pledge

Incase you didn't read the article (even though it's posted RIGHT THERE) here's my little GHETTO summary

At one point the building was called the Brenda Lawson "McKenzie" Athletic Center after this couple who donated some money to the whole...whatever the heck they do in there. Athletics one might suppose. The Mr. McKenzie dude WAS a big payday loan mogul (get your title back with Title Max! lookin ahnah!).

Well one day him and ol' girl got divorced. She paid her million dollars donation to UT, because you know she got alimony and some mo' ish from that divorce.

But him, Mr. McKenzie, had to file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy, and he couldn't afford to hand that 2 million over because everyone like "This nigga owe me money! He better not be donating money to UT non championship winning blankety blank"

So UT got all mad and stuff and was like "Bruh...you said you was gonna pay me $2 million gimme my money" and McKenzie was like "Bruh I'm bankrupt. Didn't you get my text?" then UT was like "Nigga ______ yo Bankruptcy! We still gotta pay Fulmer non coaching blankety blank since we fired him"

Then McKenzie stopped answering UT's calls because UT was being all mafioso talking bout they gonna foreclose on his house, and put a car bomb on his Benz if they ain't get that $2mill. BUT we all know UT just be talking a lot of noise and they real weak so they just removed his name and call blocked McKenzie.

And you know his ex wife just tripping....."That's what you get for divorcing me mofo! I've taken everythang nigga! EVERYTHANG! The building named after me nigga! BRENDA NIGGA!"

The moral of the story: It's cheaper to keep her! AND UT will screw you....but don't screw UT.

NOW DON'T BE A FOOL AND ACTUALLY THINK THIS IS WHAT WENT DOWN! I KNOW SOME OF YALL....STUPID FOR LACK OF A EUPHEMISM...JUST STUPID. I'M BEING FUNNY HERE! I don't need UT sending me a email talking bout

"I heard what you said about me....you need to keep my name outcha mouth before your financial aid magically disappears...and goes toward hiring skanks for recruiting purposes"

;) that last part...real joke. The skanks at UT are all Pro Bono! Not even UT affiliated...well....I guess being a student skank does make you UT affiliated but not UT STAFFED. See this is why I ain't get chosen as a Vol Hostess....I'm just RUDE AND REAL.

LOL! OMG! I love UT though....I really do. If you're a recruit reading this..."Come to UT...if you wanna be sidetracked by hos and wind up with a degree in Sociology with no chance of going to the NFL and no job prospect for the future BECAUSE WHAT EXACTLY CAN YOU DO WITH A SOCIOLOGY DEGREE?"